mtg rod of spankingunhinged Human Advisor Set: Alpha Edition Type: Instant

Set: Alpha Edition Type: Instant Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {B} As an additional cost to cast this spell

Set: Antiquities Type: Enchantment Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {B}{B} Sacrifice a creature: Destroy target artifact

Set: New Phyrexia Type: Sorcery Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{B}{B} Search target opponent's library for a card and exile it face down

{0}: Flip a coin

mtg rod of spankingunhinged Human Advisor Set: Alpha Edition Type: InstantSet: Unhinged Type: Artifact Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1} {2}, {T}: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?" Minutes before the campus watch busted pledge week at the Alpha Beta Unlimited house . . .